Club Lou is not a what or a who, it's an Experience.

Back in 1999 an old crazy drunk from the once booming Metropolis Radford decided that he loved to drink, throw darts and watch porno all while he was naked. (Oh my GOD I am getting a Visual) Since you can't do all of those things in public, he set out to find a way to seclude, no barricade himself in his basement. With the purchase of Old Faithful, his trusty sidekick (The Keg-O-rator, for the folks in the cheap seats) the idea was born. "Club Lou will be a household name", he said, as he drew another cold one.......Can you guess the rest??????